Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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