I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she told me i tasted like america
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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