Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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