Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I should be sponsored by Trojan
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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