Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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