Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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