I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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