Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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