If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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