I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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