is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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