Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i drank out of a bidet.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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