I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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