OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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