There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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