I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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