I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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