Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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