Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I think people are normalizing furries
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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