Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
honey bunches of taint.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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