I wanna bring you to show and tell
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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