Already got asked if we're dating
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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