watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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