This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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