I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
