I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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