I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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