Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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