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I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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