I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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