forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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