I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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