Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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