So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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