I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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