Cold hands, warm shart.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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