If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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