so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I have post one night stand depression
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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