just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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