I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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