Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Your tits are I can't wait for
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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