ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Randomize
