Pappa wants mamma naked
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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