Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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