the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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