Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
