he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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