seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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