I don't usually arrange sex via text message
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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