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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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