So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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